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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

A plane is going to land at 3:30, if the monkey is holding a gun how does the bus driver commite suicide 12, because the laywer attacked the dyslexic man.

Why did the cat eat the cupcake? Cause he was hungry.

What do you call a black man? Jamal

how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

Q: What's worse than being forced to eat your veggies? A: Being forced to kill your parents with a carrot.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

Matty B

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