- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If there are 3 apples, and Johnny takes away 3 of them, how many apples does Johnny have? None, because Johnny got hit by a train.

What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Dat ass, or dem titties? Your choice.

Yo mamas so fat that she slowly had developed obstructive sleep apnea syndrome and had died due to an obstruction of her upper airway while she was sleeping.

what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

a mushroom walks in to a little boys party the boy says why are u here mushroom says because im a fun-guy (fungis,fungi)

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

Why were little Suzie's parents crying? Suzie was kidnapped by Al Qeada

How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

A duck walk into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender hands him a glass and the duck drinks it. After finishing his drink he ruminates about how drowning his misery with booze won't solve a thing in his life. He decided he'll call his ex-wife and apologize and goes back home.

Your momma's so fat she died five years ago.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

marshal sterio had sex

Q: I have 2 dogs. Why? A: I like dogs

Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

Why did the redneck ask his daughter to get on her knees? His shoe was untied.

What's red and hurts you? A brick.

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