Blind people can't read this.

Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

whats woorse then being stupid? kaelynn... aka big head

what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art.

Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a dick just for you

What's worse than having AIDS. Being Black.

What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

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Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

Roses are red Violets are blue... No they are not they come in many different colors from cross breeding and different environments.... YOU ARE WRONG

What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

What's worse than a spider bite? Two spider bites. What's worse than two spider bites? The fact that 1/3 of people get cancer. What's worse than that? Three spider bites.

knock knock whos there Aids, now you've got it

Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

How do you call a guy with a school bus on his head? Dead. It's highly unlikely that a man would be able to withstand the weight of a massive school bus on his head and survive.

What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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