A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

monkey sponge

How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

I like apples. So does Mr. Johnson from the local fruit stand.

"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

O'Malley, an Irishman; Adam, a Jew; and Patrick, a gay man, walk into a bar. Oh crap. I just outed Patrick.

whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being shipped to KFC.

knock knock who's there Alec Baldwin I just raped your children ..........

How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

What is black and white and red all over? Yemen's national flag.

Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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