Can you see this brett? Connor

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How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

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Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

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What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

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Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: *sarcastic* Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

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Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

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What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

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What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

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What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

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What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

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call 803-389-9808 for a good time ;D

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YOUIR MAMA IS SO UGLY THAT SHE MIGHT WANT TO LOOK INTO PLASTIC SURGERY TO BETTER HER APPEARENCE

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A man walks up to a woman in a bar. They hit it off. That night they make wild sex and fall madly in love with each other. They start dating, it's so fantastic. They understand each other on almost every emotional and intellectual level. They have the same humor and they love spending time together. The sex is so great. After a few years, they get married, and they start the rest of their lives together. They have 2 beautiful children and their lives are blossoming. Fast forward 30 years. They are both retired old people, yet still madly in love. They live in their old home, and their lives are very comfortable. Their children have grown up into adults, and are very happy. Fast forward another 10 years, and they now live in an elderly home. They are both in wheelchairs and their health is slowly deteriorating. They die.

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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knock knock go away

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ask if someone wants to hear a joke then say "never mind"

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How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

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Why really answer a question when you can just respond, "because you touch yourself." For example, Q: Why did fluffy die? A: Because you touch yourself.

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You should never talk to strangers.

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Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

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