a retard lost...

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Did you hear about the guy that came out the closet while at school? Yeah, Dylan Hodge is a dick.

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A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

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Why didn't the parachute open? nevermind

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Patriarchy.

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What do you call a shattered lightbulb? A hazard that should be taken very seriously.

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Why does the sultan of Turkey wear red suspenders? So that his pants wouldn't fall down.

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What did Santa do on Christmas? NOTHING HES NOT REAL!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? Because it wanted to be a monkey? Why did the John fall out of the tree? Because he has no arms and legs because he suffers from a severe case of lepracy. Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by three monkeys, a fridge and a boy with no limbs.

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Colby is gay.... thats it

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Doctor Interru- You have cancer.

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As Vanilla Ice once said, "If there's a problem ill resolve it."

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Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was peckish.

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sooo.how do you get a bonner when your in a room with lady gaga???? you tell lady gaga to turn around and you think of brittany spears bending over get it nahhh probably not

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? There was a huge pile of dead babies blocking his path.

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Stranger: Greetings. House-owner: No, you were supposed to say, "Knock, Knock". Stranger: Fine. Knock, knock... House-owner: Nobody's home. Stranger: These quirks are really getting on my nerve. Silly antics only serve to frustrate me. Oh, the irony!

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the young boy? God bless you.

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Have you seen Elton johns pet dog? Neither he's he.

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Why did the boy drop his Ice cream? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him.

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How did the asian find his family? He didn't because they all look the same.

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Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

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Why aren't there alligators in a bookstore? Because alligators would pose a danger to customers.

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How do you make a clown sad? Rape his wife, choke his grandma and send him a video of you setting his children on fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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