as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

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What is the difference between a duck?

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What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

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A bear is chasing a rabbit through the woods. The rabbit stumbles into a genie while coming to a clearing. The Genie says, "I will give you both three wishes." The bear thinks quickly and says, "I wish every bear in the forest was female." The Genie then grants the wish. "And...now I wish that each bear in the country was female!" The Genie grants the wish. "AND I WISH THAT EVERY BEAR IN THE WORLD WAS FEMALE!!!" the bear exclaims, now getting overly excited by his wishes. The Genie grants the last wish and then turns to the rabbit. "Your turn." The rabbit wishes for a pair of running shoes and the well being of his family and friends. For his last wish he points at the bear and says, "I wish he was gay."

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theres a mexican, an asian, and an american in a plane, they're about to crash, so they all have to throw out something they have a lot of in their country. The Mexican throws out beans, and says "I have to many of these in my country." The Asian throws out rice and says "i have to many of these in my country." The American throws out the Mexican and says "I have to many of these in my country."

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What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

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Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

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no

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A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

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A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

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Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

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what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

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what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

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The BCS

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There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

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What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

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Sam alexander is also r8 g4y

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

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a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

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What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

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A muslim walks into a gay bar.

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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