- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

Q: how do you make a baby blow bubbles? A: hold it under water, or as an alternative you could hold it under its twin sisters blood.

What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

Guess what? No.

Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

A fat guy eats a twinkie.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

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What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

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