Stephen Hawking raped your mom

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Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

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Wanna hear a joke? Obamacare.

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Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

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What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

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man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

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You wanna hear a funny joke? Sorry, but I'm really not a funny guy. Not a comedian, you know.

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Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

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You know what you can do with your offer to 'help'? Await another opportunity please I appreciate it much.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

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i did your mom......a favor. by making you......... a sandwhich. i rubbed her pussy.........cat. she saw my dick.........tionary. I slapped her ass...........what i did.

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? I'm sorry your brother died

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Q: What's black and white, and red all over ? A: A penguin in a blender.

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas

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what's brown and sticky? a turd.

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What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

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That's why her hair is so big, she teases it and uses a lot of expensive products.

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A: Your grandma, naturally black haired, beaten to a pulp and left pale white with blood covering the majority of her body.

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What's better than sex? Nothing

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Why was the Asian so good at ping-pong? Disciprine.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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whats made of wood and floats? everything made of wood floats

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how do you get someone out of a chair? hit him with a shovel

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