A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

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Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

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What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

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If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

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What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

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mc hammers income.

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What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

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YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

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Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

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If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

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Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

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what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

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How do you make a ninja fly a plane? You put a gun to his head and say fly this plane.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

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how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

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why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

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What's worse than finding half a sticker in your apple Half a worm

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A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

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Roses are red Violets are blue My friend has diabetes Stop posting diabetic jokes

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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