- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

what do you get when you have unprotected sex with a hooker? an orgasm

Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

There are two hippos in a bathtub, one says to the other, "pass the soap." the other hippo says, "no soap, radio."

69. Yeah- that's my street address.

a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

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What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

Roses are flowers Violets are flowers

What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

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