Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

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a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Good boy

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What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

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Roses are red, That much is true, but Violet are purple, not ****ing blue

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What is 8 times 4? 32

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

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Why did Frank go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the ebeyjeebes.

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Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

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1. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

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why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

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Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

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Hey guya im a female stripper and if you want to have some fun call me 8633972535 thanks. -Tyler

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if youre reading this its probably because youre on anti-joke.com

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What do you call a man that goes to work every day to provide for his family? A spoon

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

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Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

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Wy did the chicken?

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What do you call red eyes in the dark? A high black man

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There was a cat, an astronaut and a nun. The cat was sleeping, the astronaut was floating, and the nun was praying. There was a singer, a dancer and an actor. The singer was singing, the dancer was dancing, and the actor was acting.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. It was a dead monkey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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