- Anti Joke

So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

DAMMIT MY IPHONE IS IN REPAIR AND I CANT GET THE APP!!!!!!!

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

a ginger has a soul

Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

Shut the cork up!

-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

Women's rights...

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

No it isn't.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

DAMMIT MY IPHONE IS IN REPAIR AND I CANT GET THE APP!!!!!!!

What's 1+1 2, dumbass...

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

i like tits

Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

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