How do you drown a fish? You can't , it is physically Impossible to drown a fish. because they have gills, so they are able to breathe underwater.

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if she is old enough to bleed, she probably wears tampons.

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Two gay men walk down the street holding hands, and are applauded for expressing their love for each other.

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IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

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How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

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Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

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Two hillbillies are sitting in a van. It's friday and one of them suggests they should play a game of 20 Questions. The other one agrees. The first hillbilly thinks of the word 'donkey dick'. - Is it something you can eat? the second hillbilly asks. - Yes, the first one replies. - Is it a donkey dick? - Yes.

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I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

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Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

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What's a black person's favorite thing to eat? Food.

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Why did the mathematician cross the road? To get his mail.

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Whats the difference between the black man and the white man? The black man was born with more melanin the pigment in there skin, which would concur the black man did have darker skin. Also, the white man had cancer.

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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Why was little billy sad? He had a crouton stuck up his asshole.

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Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

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a man walked into a bar "ouch"

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A) Knock Knock. B) Who's There? A) Me. B) Oh, well I'm in the shower, just give me five minutes. A) OK, I'll wait in the kitchen, is it cool if I heat up a hot pocket? B) Yeah sure, just not the pepperoni one, I only have one left and I was saving it for lunch. A) Alright.

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Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

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A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

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What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

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Terrorist jokes make me explode with laughter.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

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