Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

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Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? There are certainly innumerable differences, but, in general, humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

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That's Racist

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What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

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Knock, knock. Come in.......

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how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

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I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

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Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

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Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

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What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

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Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

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What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

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A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

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justin bieber

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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