A black man, a white man, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The bartender kicks them out because he doesn't have time for another crappy joke; as the bar is very crowded that night.

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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Two men are in a bar. One of them turns to the other one and says, "I've slept with your mom." The other one replies "Go home dad you're drunk."

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

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whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

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Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

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Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, I'm not, you're a poo!

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How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

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whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

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What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

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Why do the cangaroos are weird? cause they have testicles in front and penis back, is real!

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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why does the man appear fat he is

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Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

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How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

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How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

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Where is my tractor?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

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Anti Joke

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