Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

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What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

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a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

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What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

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What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

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Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

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Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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why was the woman making a sandwich in the kitchen? because at the age of 3 she faced the hard reality of being nothing more in life then serving her husband to the day she die

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Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

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What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

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. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

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dislike this...please.

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what do you call three kkk guys in your house ghost busters

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How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

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A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

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What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

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A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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Two men are in a bar. One of them turns to the other one and says, "I've slept with your mom." The other one replies "Go home dad you're drunk."

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what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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a man walks into a bar, and says "can i get a beer please?" the bartender hands him his beer, and as soon as the man starts to take a drink, the man dies of a massive heart attack because of his unhealthy lifestyle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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