So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

Why didn't the blonde laugh at my blonde joke? She's dead. She should of laughed at my jokes more.

What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

Whats another word for Thesaurus?

why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

Q: Why did the baby stop crying? A: Because it was satisfied.

guess what? chicken butt.

what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

Whats9+10 19

Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

Josh kissing a girl

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didnt have arms

A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

-When is a door not a door? -Never

Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

what did the women say when she found out that superman was clark kent. i know that you are superman clark kent.

What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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