- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

What do you call someone in Manhattan who goes to see a Broadway show and then stops in at a local bar for a few drinks? A taxi, if they request you do so.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

Why did the bunny eat his food

Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

Knock, Knock! Who's There? Your neighbor, I found your lost cat! Oh thanks!

A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

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