Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

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Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

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A blonde walked into a phone pole.

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FAP

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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

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there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

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Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

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when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

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There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

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Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

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What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

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Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

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how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

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Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Look out there's a bus in front of you

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Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

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What's funny about 9/11? All of it.

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Ya mama so fat when she went on an elevater she had no chose but to go down Hahaha I'm so so funny haha Awesome mon yeah

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Knock Knock Dude there is no door

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Why did the blond couldn't put a piece of meat into her mouth? Because she was vegetarian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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