What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

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TJE ELIAS, LÄGET?

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Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

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What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

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you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

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Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

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What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

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What's white and sticky? Glue

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

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guess what? chicken butt.

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Period Blood

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In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm colorblind

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Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

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What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

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Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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