Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

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Derpy Hooves is retarded.

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Potato

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What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

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A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

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I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

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what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

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How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

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The penn state football administration

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There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

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Why did the baby die? I killed it.

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what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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