An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

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Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

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How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

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How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

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Why is the child screaming? Because he just woke up from a bad dream.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

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i dislike sack in my mouth

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-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

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a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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b r o k e n k e y b o a r d ! ! p l e a s e h e l p ! ! ! ! !

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

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What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

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Why doesn't stevie wonder play snooker? Because it's not very popular in the US.

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A pig and an elephant walk into a bar. But the pig doesn't even make it into the bar because the mentaly insane elephant ate him. Ouch

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. But it wasn't as good as he had hoped it would be.

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When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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