Rebecca Black

Child birth. So easy women can do it.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

I'm Jewish

Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

Adam gives a new view of roid rage

What's black and white and red all over. Half a zebra

Your mother is a man.

what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

Steve Jobs.

A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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