What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

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What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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OBAMA

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w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

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Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

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JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

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LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

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you will die someday

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why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

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Mommy, where do babies come from? In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety (each known as a sex). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents. Gametes can be identical in form and function (known as isogametes), but in many cases an asymmetry has evolved such that two sex-specific types of gametes (heterogametes) exist: male gametes are small, motile, and optimized to transport their genetic information over a distance, while female gametes are large, non-motile and contain the nutrients necessary for the early development of the young organism. An organism's sex is defined by the gametes it produces: males produce male gametes (spermatozoa, or sperm) while females produce female gametes (ova, or egg cells); individual organisms which produce both male and female gametes are termed hermaphroditic. Frequently, physical differences are associated with the different sexes of an organism; these sexual dimorphisms can reflect the different reproductive pressures the sexes experience. Thanks mommy

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why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

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A horse walks into a bar. Animal control them came and got him out, apologizing for the matter.

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"We have such clean water we drink and do a lot of other stuff with it" The American said. "What other stuff do you do with your clean water" The African Child said. "Well we take showers in and we go to bathroom with it" The American said. "So let me get this straight you even take a Shit in it to" The African Child said.

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who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

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A friend of yours tells you his version of The Aristocrats. You just wasted about 5-20 minutes of your life.

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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whats red and falls from a tree an apple

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Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

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What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

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So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

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Anti Joke

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