Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

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A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

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Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

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why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

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A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

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whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

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What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

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What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

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Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

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What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

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I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

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How much is an abortion? A life

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

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Anal cheese curds.

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Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

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What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

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What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

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why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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