- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

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whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

9/11/01 walks into a bar

shut up

A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

what do you call a black man named mike

What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

Nickelback.

A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

whats worse than flunking math? death.

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