what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

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Whats 0+0 0

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Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

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How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? the cop

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What time did the tennis start? Tennish

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Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

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Busted? What the hell is going on?

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chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't because it got hit by a car.

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How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator? Open the door and let him in. How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator? Open the door and let the elephant out then give the giraffe a reasonable amount of time to enter.

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Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

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What's worse than finding gum stuck on the bottom of your desk? A clown following you around carrying a shotgun and throwing toothbrushes at you.

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Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

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why did the 8 year old want a squirt gun? his parents were on fire

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Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

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How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

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Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

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The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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