- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

a little girl gets raped

what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

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How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

Why cant penguins fly? because they cant

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