Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

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Y2K

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What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

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who eats pencils asians

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Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

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Women's rights.

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What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

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School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

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Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

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Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

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friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

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A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

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'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

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Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a picnic table? Many things, really. Beginning with simple structural features such as the number of legs, of which there happen to be four on a generic picnic table, and two on a human being. One might observe that a typical african american male is between 5'8" and 6'2" in total length, whereas a picnic table, being made to support 6-8 people will generally be slightly longer. A black guy will generally be pictured standing upright. A picnic table is usually horizontally laid out upon a flat surface. The former is living or dead, the latter is usually nonliving, processed wood or metal. The former may move about from day to day of its own accord, the latter is completely stationary, and indeed very difficult to relocate, etc.

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-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

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