Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

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Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

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there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

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what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

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What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

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When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

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Does this napkin chloroform?

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Vagina-Boob

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whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

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Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

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what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

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Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

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-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

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Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

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AVI IS A FAG

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

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what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

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World peace

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

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dog

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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