If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

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wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

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yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

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Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

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Is this a chair?

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

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whats the difference between a battery and a charger

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GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

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Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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An asian walks out of math class

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

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Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

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planking.

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What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

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Brittney Spears

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Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

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Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

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what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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