What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

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Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

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why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

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Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

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Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

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Hi colton

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A 36 year old Canadian woman.

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why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

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hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

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what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

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Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

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How much is an abortion? A life

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Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

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Justin Bieber having an erection.

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