- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

im a selling a car

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what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

Chayton

What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

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