Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

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What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

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Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

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How do you fit 100 charizards into a bus? Put them into pokeballs. Otherwise, there would be no possible way because Charizards are such large creatures.

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Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

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Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

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Why do you put a baby in the blender but first? To see the facial expressions

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

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"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

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1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

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Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

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A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

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Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

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Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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