- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

Steering Wheel Face.

Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

Mitt Romney for president.

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

Hey, we're both lawyers.

Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

What comes after 69? Mouthwash

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