- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

gay marriage.

Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

Mexicans working in an office

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