- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

A man. That is all.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

Jake Bowar

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

Covietz has a large penis

Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

The Economy

A man walks into a bar. He says ow

Ancient Greeks rights

There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

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