Please don't rape me.

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What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

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your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

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You know George Washington? He died.

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What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

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Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

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little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

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Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

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Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

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A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

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So this is an anti-joke website, right?

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Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

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Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

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How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

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An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

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Cry me a river. then try and build a bridge, fail, and walk away frustrated

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