A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

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HARRY EFFING STYLES

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

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What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

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What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

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A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

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yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

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A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

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Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

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-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

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how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

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World Peace

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What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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I dislike old people.

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Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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