Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

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Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

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Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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PENIS

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Did you know?

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A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

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option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

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I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

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knock knock come in

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

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What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

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Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

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-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

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Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

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Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

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Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

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What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

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What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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