- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What lives underground? Grandpa

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

No.

why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

To pen state administraters walk into a butt

guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

What's funnier than 24? 25

why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

Liars go to hell! -God

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