Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

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Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

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"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

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What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

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why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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Black people are innocent.

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

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Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

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how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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