What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

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Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

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what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

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Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

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A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

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Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

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Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

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If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

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What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here!" The second muffin replies, "Yes, I'm in a lot of pain. Also, I've had a headache for quite a while now. I went to the doctor last Thursday and he preformed an X-ray but the results are not back yet. This extreme heat is likely worsening my already fragile physical health."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

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Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

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What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

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What's funny and arousing? This joke.

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

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a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

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Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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