2 muffins are in an oven. One says to the other, "it's really hot in here!" the other replies, "WHOA. A talking muffin!"

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The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

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A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

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Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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I like jokes.

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Slavery lol

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Knock knock! Yes?

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Hello world

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Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

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CHEEZECAKE

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

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Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

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Hey what time is it. 3:15

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

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why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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but there is a road to the super market

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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