Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

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What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

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What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

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Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

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Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

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whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

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14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

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What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

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What do apples taste like? Apples.

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What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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