- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

a black guy with rights in 1924

What's funny? Women's rights.

Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Row, row, row your... Canoe.

where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

How Long is a Chinese man.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

What comes after "Q" R

what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

The awkward when you said moment in your head.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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