Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

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Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

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apple pie.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

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where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

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William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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How do you make a salesperson cry? Shoot him in the face and throw him off a cliff

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Womens Sports

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Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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9/11

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Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

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Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

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There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

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What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

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what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

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why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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