What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

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penis

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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Fill in the _________ Ans: Cup Posted By: Lram

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What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

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45.

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

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Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

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chuck norris is a little b|tch

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An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

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What did one umbrella say to the other umbrella? Nothing, umbrellas cannot instigate a conversation, because they cannot talk.

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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anti-joke teehee

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

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What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

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what's black? a lot of things.

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Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

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