What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

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Netball.

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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A horse walked into a barn...

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The.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

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What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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girls basketball

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

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Female Athletics

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What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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